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December 28, 2005
I'm paying too much attention to my unguents....
has anyone else noticed that about a half hour after applying Jergens Natural Glow, your skin smells like...er...roasting corn?
because, dudes. I'm a walking octoberfest stand, here.
I'd stop using it, but I think I'm more grossed out by the sight of blue-white calves than I am sickened by the smell of corn...
yeah. I'm posting GOLD today. GOLD.
in case you're wondering: the chemicals in self-tanning products work because they're browning your skin. browning. like Meat. now that's tasty.
Posted by Heather at December 28, 2005 01:35 PM
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Mmmmm, braised Heather -- arghlrghlrghlrghl...
Posted by: Blondie at December 28, 2005 01:46 PM
Embrace the pale, ashen and wan!!!
Posted by: karen at January 2, 2006 05:14 PM