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May 25, 2005
Because You're Ugly...
Posted by Heather at 01:47 PM | Comments (5)
May 24, 2005
Best. Headline. Ever.
I know, i'm becoming a content-free linkwhore.
whatever.
I wanted to link to this before Blondie and Mordecai got to it....
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
as Andrew has pointed out, this is a fake story. but it's still a giggle and a half, no?
Posted by Heather at 08:21 AM | Comments (6)
May 20, 2005
in the news...
this article - this news - is delightful and amusing.
pretty people should get better care than ugly ones. they just should.
Posted by Heather at 08:50 AM | Comments (3)
May 19, 2005
link link link
ok, I could link you to Mord's blog today, but he's all introspective and adorable and I don't want y'all to throw up in your mouths, so...
(sorry doll! Kidding!)
Check out Miss Blondie, who wrote the blog entry that I should have written....sending her the links and snarking on IM is so much more satisfying....!!
Posted by Heather at 11:04 AM | Comments (1)
May 18, 2005
I don't have time for anything. it's haaaaarible.
ok, so I have time to talk to y'all for a minute, while my coffee cools and my coworkers settle in before the morning meeting.
I've been awesomely busy these days. Barely have time to think, let alone blog. things I would have written about, in detail, if I had the time:
--my four freelance jobs:
- building the website for the gentleman friend's band (it's only halfway finished, but already he's blogging there....and flattering me senseless...)
- building the website for StrayDogRecordingCompany (which I'll be sure to link when it's up!)
- backend updates to this site
- and, soon, this site.
--speaking of the incredible gentlemanfriend, he's realized that when my favorite flowers (daffodils, remember?) are out of season, that gift certificates to my favorite massage studio look fabulous in a vase. and I come home glowing like a happy pregnant lady, except without all the baby-inside-bits.
--speaking of pregnant ladies, I'm Going To Be An Anti-Heather!!!! Yes, that's right, the sister of the magnificent cleavage and amazing husband and incredible sisterness is all knocked up and full of baby. she's not showing, yet, except those incredible hooters of hers are getting rounder. I'm so happy for her I can't even begin to write the appropriate boob poetry to accompany the excitement. so, anyway. yeah.
--went to see bodyworlds and loved it so much, I said 'corpse' a zillion times. I'm still pissed that they labeled every single part of the boy-parts, practically down to the circumcision scar, but when we got to the girl parts, the clitoris was unnamed. unlabelled. I wanted to rant and rave, but, instead, I just walked back and looked at the blood family again. because, really, that was the most amazing thing ever.
--went to see Wicked with Blondie, and it was totally awesome, too. I really MUST get back to the theatre to pickup a baby-t, tho. If I could love Galinda any more, I'd marry her. seriously. bubbly, blonde, popular, wealthy, and cruel? what's not to like?!?!?! She was a blonde Karen from Will and Grace, except without the booze! LOVE HER!!!
--workshopping Brandon's graphic novel, which is totally amazing and unlike anything I've ever read...I'd say more, but there isn't enough time....
so I'll close, cool coffee in hand, with a special shout-out to miss blondie herself:
although she's a barbie-collector, she linked to this site in horror at the atrocities those poor barbies have to endure. While I find the site horrid, it's awesome at the same time. Like when your super-hot best friend comes out of the dressing room in an outfit that makes her look like Bea Arthur and you say "honey, you look AMAZING" and she believes you for a minute....THAT kind of awesome.
I love that kind of awesome.
Posted by Heather at 08:18 AM | Comments (2)
May 10, 2005
from the "too much information" category...
I don't think it'll shock anyone to hear that I'm on the pill. yes. that one. have been for years.
you may already know that certain antibiotics interfere with the effectiveness of the pill, right?
well, recently, a married girlfriend and I were talking and we realized that both of us were on the same antibiotic for a skin thing.
it seems that while MY doctor was all "dude, while you're on this, be sure to be extra cautious with the boy-germs, because it totally interferes with the pill",
HER doctor was all "well, you know the pill is, what, 99.7 percent effective? it's now 93 percent effective - you decide what you wanna do with that."
Now, any percentage point closer to pregnancy is too close for comfort, in my book, but why does the married lady get "oh, you crazy kid, you do what you want!" and the single gal gets "if I were you, I'd be using three condoms and a layer of teflon?"
I'd be furious, if I weren't so busy looking into budget teflon options....
Posted by Heather at 03:34 PM | Comments (4)
May 02, 2005
In the news....
David Hasselhoff, and Patrick Swayze...separated at birth?
Posted by Heather at 12:24 PM | Comments (4)