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May 24, 2005
Best. Headline. Ever.
I know, i'm becoming a content-free linkwhore.
whatever.
I wanted to link to this before Blondie and Mordecai got to it....
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
as Andrew has pointed out, this is a fake story. but it's still a giggle and a half, no?
Posted by Heather at May 24, 2005 08:21 AM
Comments
Priceless.
My gut tells me, good for the lion.
Posted by: Karen at May 24, 2005 09:13 AM
Holy crap. That literally is the best headline in the history of man and an even better story.
If my notes are correct, I think the event actually signifies the beginning of the end of civilization. You'll remember in Revelations 16:46-49:809:14 the Bible says: "For the rivers will flow red with the blood of the armless midgets and Tito Puente will ride the back of the 6-headed beast." Or something like that...
Posted by: TechTute at May 24, 2005 10:32 AM
OMG
I am so moving to Cambodia, right freak'in now!!!
Posted by: Mordecai at May 24, 2005 10:48 AM
Just FYI, this is a fake story.
Posted by: Andrew at May 24, 2005 11:48 AM
Eh, the truth is overrated.
--karen
Posted by: Karen at May 25, 2005 12:15 AM
My brother's friend has a sister that knows a cambodian midget married to the maid of a lion-tamer that said he's almost absolutely positive it could be a true story.
Posted by: TechTute at May 25, 2005 08:28 AM