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October 20, 2004
wedding cake midnight snack
so, I took home a huge hunk of seth 'n' debbie's wedding cake - enjoying the fact that plastic-wrapped pastry felt exactly like a big ol' heavy boob.
this boobishness aside, I brought a slice of this cake to my room, to be enjoyed while watching the man who made me his bitch on the tivo. And while I was settling into bed, cakeplate in hand, I remembered the old wives' tale - the one that says if you put a piece of wedding cake under your pillow, you'll dream of your future husband.
Of course, I considered it, for, like, a nanosecond before all other considerations crept into my head:
yes, they're all silly arguments. but so it goes. it was midnight, and I was hungry.
how the hell do you sleep when you're thinking of the laundry you'll have to do in the morning?why would you waste a perfectly good piece of cake on an old wives' tale?
what happens if you dream of your starter husband instead of the 'real' husband - do you get a do-over with new cake?
midnight snack of wedding cake = perfect dreamless sleep.
Posted by Heather at October 20, 2004 12:17 PM
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Good choice. You probably would have dreamed about me and woken up all freaked out.
Posted by: Blondie at October 20, 2004 12:57 PM
So many comments, swirling around my head, most of which are guaranteed to get me whacked in the head. So I'll just chuckle to myself and get to work.
Posted by: Marty at October 21, 2004 09:21 AM