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August 12, 2004
Under the Utilikilt.
So, I went to market days last weekend. with my lovely and talented friend Dom.
We'd spent the day before at the Indiefest Film Market, exhausting ourselves with Buttleman networking, and decided to reward ourselves with an afternoon of peoplewatching, drag-queen baiting, pina colada-filled pineapples....all the essentials for a gay old time, actually.
anyway, we stop at the Utilikilt stand, and I'm sitting on the ground, taking pictures of Dom in a kilt (to send to his girlfriend - hopefully, she'll buy him one for xmas!) and out of nowhere comes this blond adonis, wearing nothing but a kilt and leather flip-flops. (he had that gorgeous stomach, with those amazing hip countours that serve to draw all attention centrally downward...oh goodnesss...)
I must have started drooling, because Dom gave me this look that could only be interpreted as "oh honey. you look like you want to tear his kilt off with your teeth."
and it was all I could do, to not crawl over and do just that....a few deep breaths and I stood up, went over, and told him how great he looked in olive green pleats....
yes, he was straight. and yes, he took my phone number. I'll let you know if I take the high road and chip a tooth on his hipbones...or if I take the low road road and just reach under....either way, I'll get to scotland before ye...
< growl >
Posted by Heather at August 12, 2004 10:41 PM
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I wish a blond adonis would walk up to me wearing nothing but a kilt and sandals.
Posted by: bran at August 13, 2004 11:20 AM
My order came in time! GF and I will most likely spend a fair amount of time at BM wearing matching Utilikilts and flip-flops and not much else. How's that for disgustingly cute?
Hope you end up having fun with your adonis!
Posted by: Ray at August 13, 2004 03:52 PM