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February 03, 2004
snowmen and alan cumming.
went out with the gay boyfriend yesterday.
(best thing about gay boyfriends is that both of you know the "farthest" you're gonna get is..er..well..nowhere, and that's the most comfortable nowhere you've ever been)
we ate food.
we drank coffee.
we shopped for the sister's b-day gift (still looking, btw - and taking suggestions!)
we sludged through snow and wondered when spring will arrive.
we made a snowman.
and then he did the unthinkable. he set me up with a straight boy.
we're just playing in the snow, trying not to get too much slush in our loafers, and his friend just happens to show up. and the boyfriend just happens to let it slip that he's straight. and single.
no fooling. he's a beaut. they're both beauts. and lemme tell ya, no one plays with your hair and touches your arms and neck more than a gay boy pimpin' you out to his beautiful straight friend. it's like being a show pony, with a smaller butt.
heaven is having your hair braided by two beautiful boys while watching alan cumming in a latex kilt.
I wish I had more to say on the subject. a deep inner 'woah, my perspective has now changed because of this experience' or even a 'wow, what an amusing story, heather' but all I got is heaven.
I wonder what I'll call it if we make out? is there more than heaven?
Posted by Heather at February 3, 2004 08:42 AM
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So let me get this straight: gay friends can set you up, but married friends can't. OK.
Posted by: Dave S at February 3, 2004 10:02 AM
yes. it's weird.
it's hypocritical.
no, wait, it's not.
it's silly. he's deliberately pushing my buttons.
I mean, after reading my rant online about not setting me up with duds, he goes out, finds a friend he thinks I'd like, and sets me up with him.
and he's not a dud.
so, I guess for the record, gay friends are apparently better than straight married friends at setting people up. so far. I'll let you know.
Posted by: heather at February 3, 2004 10:04 AM
Where does this leave gay married friends?
Posted by: kartar at February 4, 2004 06:33 PM
Oh! You reminded me that I miss my gay boyfriends so much! I haven't had one in so long! Enjoy yours . . . and enjoy the beautiful straight man . . . enjoy swimming in that ocean of lovin :)
Posted by: Katherine at February 5, 2004 09:34 AM