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December 02, 2003
Soothing the Savage Beast, or, grid::brand
Okay, you know how sometimes, when you're really preoccupied with work, or healing from heartbreak, or, perhaps even possibly just suffering from the newest bout of insomnia?
So preoccupied that you should be paying really close attention to your best friend and it turns out that between the time the girls-night conversation started and the time you looked up from painting your nails, she'd put down her own nail polish brush and started silently, beautifully, heart-wrenchingly sobbing?
yeah. I'm an asshole. Next time, I'll remember to look up between coats.
but, believe it or not, I made it better. I took her to Hooters.
No, seriously. Hooters.
In this bar, two chicks, one crying, one consoling, you're guaranteed three things:
the barmaids ignore you,
the lonely guys at the bar who have been sitting there all day with no hope of scoring with the polyester-clad waitrons will send over free buckets of iced rollin' rock,
and you can mock the shiny support hose/puffy tennis shoe costumes.
all in one distracting swoop!
Hooters. A Brand Name You Can Trust.
Posted by Heather at December 2, 2003 11:26 PM
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Fabulous! And if you need home amusement of the same ilk, go for The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Listening to Larry The Cable Guy talk about "eatin' britches" sure can cheer a gal up. : )
Posted by: Katherine at December 3, 2003 07:49 AM
that sounds hilarious. but for the jeff foxworthy, I may actually check that out!
Posted by: heather at December 3, 2003 10:37 AM
Ron White is my hero . . . after seeing the video, he'll probably be yours, too . . .
Posted by: Katherine at December 3, 2003 01:02 PM