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April 25, 2003
The Lost Art of Genital Origami
I may have mentioned that my sister is getting married in May. Part of my duties, as a Bridesmaid, Maid of Honor, Sister of the Bride, and Hottie-in-Waiting, is to take her out for a night of bachelorette debauchery.
Because she's more than a sister to me {she's a tiny little super sister with a rack to die for}, she's getting two bachelorette parties, and tonight's the first - we're going for margaritas, then we're sitting down to a night of Puppetry of the Penis.
that's right. we're going to watch a couple of fellas touch their dicks for 45 minutes. and we're paying for the privilege.
there are so many reasons why this is wrong. but it's part of every good society woman's wedding preparation - who am I to argue?
Let me know if you want a souvenir!
Posted by Heather at April 25, 2003 03:03 PM
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I was really hoping there'd be a twisty-doll penis on that merch list, but alas, there ain't.
Have fun anyway.
Posted by: Andrew at April 25, 2003 04:10 PM
Puppetry of the penis is pretty funny, though the price is a little high. If you go to Friar Tuck's afterwards, you can get your book autographed. (I know this is too late, but in case you have to go again.)
Posted by: brian at April 28, 2003 12:43 PM