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April 28, 2003
Penis Puppetry Recap
so, yes, we went. to see the penises. all 13 of us trundled over to the theatre, cheerfully tipsy and warily getting to know each other - as we're all becoming 'family' over the next few weeks.
3 of us were a bit guarded against the other 10, who were bent on getting jeffiner up on stage for a bit of hands-on fun-with-the-naked-guys. (thankfully some brave soul trundled herself up to the stage just as they began the 'who's coming up for audience participation time?!?' song, so my sister stayed safely in the audience).
1 of us coming to see the show for the second time in the week, only to see the reactions of the 2 older members of the gang (yes, the mother and aunt of the groom did join us, and yes, we all laughed, cried, and were somewhat creeped out to have felt the show, however briefly, become a part of us).
1 of us, if rumor is to be believed, was seeing penises - in person - for the first time ever.
12 of us enjoyed margaritas at the crowded 'cesars' after the show, as the other 1 was pregnant. (with a 50/50 chance of that foetus having a penis, making her the only one of us who could say she possibly had a penis on her person during the puppetry performance)
most of us (I didn't get a tally) bought t-shirts to proudly sport on the second bachelorette party (this upcoming weekend - any suggestions for good dancing on rush-and-division?). the t-shirts read: PEN15 - which, as you can see in the enclosed photograph, looks like it reads 'penis" but, as the purveyors were prompt to point out, no self-respecting woman would buy a t-shirt with 'penis' on it! they failed to anticipate the number of women in the audience who have a shortage of self-respect.
although, if I can't respect myself, at least I can say I have a more than respectable rack.
and yes, andrew, I was also shocked there wasn't a penis puppet to practice on. there were, however books for sale, and, as brian pointed out, one could get autographs at Friar Tuck's after the show. just the thing for the gal who has everything!
Posted by Heather at April 28, 2003 11:16 PM
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The show also gave me the opportunity to make the following surreal statement (which is not something I'm in the habit of saying to my girlfriend):
"I sure hope those men and their penises show you a good time."
Posted by: sourbob at April 29, 2003 06:20 AM